Many feel Wall Street is floundering around like a headless dandy, leaving most investors with the sensation of having been axed at the ankles. However, even in the midst of a crisis, there is always a Blue Moon Opportunity, for those who have an eye to see it. While the markets are totally unpredictable and many companies and banks are going to the wall, others are reacting in a variety of ways.
Japanese Banks:
- Bonsai Bank – announces the necessity of pruning its dead wood and is cutting some of its branches
- Sumo Bank – put up a good fight, but like many others, it has gone belly up
- Karoke Bank – has been forced to a foreclosure sale and is believed to change hands for a song
- Samurai Bank – is soldiering even though it is suffering from sharp cuts
- Ninja Bank – is reported to be shaken but continuing in the black
- Kamikaze Bank – trading was suspended due to a sharp nose-dive
- Karate Bank – 500 staff got the chop when sharp pressure was applied to its board
- Sushi Bank – appeared to get a raw deal with something fishy going down
- Origami Bank – has folded sharply leaving some raw edges
Australian Banks:
- She’s Right Mate Bank – proving hard to put down under, so expected to survive the tough times
New ZealandBank:
- Kiwi Bank – poking around for early recovery in the undergrowth
Italian Banks:
- Chianti Bank – bottlenecked with customers choking after withdrawing too much too quickly
- Leaning Tower of Pizza Bank – is being propped up by local support
- Capuccino Bank – sweetened by the vast number of its overseas branches
- Colosseum Bank – left in ruins and declared unsafe in certain areas
Swedish Bank:
- Abba Bank – is having a revival with its new international exposure
French Bank:
- Seine Bank – remains calm in face of world-wide confusion
Postscript: No matter how dark the gloom is, a laugh a day helps makes life a little more bearable.
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