Hard working, handsome hulk Brad Pitt, has found himself a new role in life, as Russian officials erect life size cutouts of the film-star, dressed as a traffic cop, near the most dangerous intersections in the city of Omsk.
The authorities have theorized that if Brad Pitt, the Hollywood heartthrob, is able to stop traffic in America, he can do the same in Russia. The authorities hoped the cardboard cut outs of the iconic star, will slow traffic down and help curb the speeding accidents. The southwest Siberian city of Omsk, the second largest city in Russia, beyond the Urals, is listed among the highest traffic accident areas in Europe.
In the latest report, officials from Omsk say, “Accidents have fallen as star-struck drivers ease off the gas to gaze at the unusual image.” Traffic has definitely slowed down in order to get a glimpse of the hunk.
A recent poll has named Pitt as the man most other men want to look like. Surveying 20,000 plastic surgeons around the world, it was found that men request the 44 year old actor’s nose, lips, chin and backside, more than any other star. Brad has been cited as one of the world’s most attractive men – a modern day Clarke Gable.
Pitt, however did not reach the top by his looks alone - he is a hard working star. He not only earned himself Oscars for his acting performances in Troy, (2004) and Mr & Mrs Smith (2005), but has had other nominations. Pitt also owns a production company called PlanB Entertainment, which put out an Academy Award winning best picture, The Departed in 2007. Pitt personally produced the film. Pitt has starred in a total of 52 movies since 1987, (that is 2 1/2 films per year for the past 22 years) plus producing 8 movies since 2004.
Maybe you will one day find a full size cardboard cutout of Brad, at a traffic trouble spot near you. Or maybe the authorities might like to try cardboard cutouts of Marilyn Monroe and her famous high flying hemline, Bridget Bardot’s curves, or should that be underdressed Cher, as most drivers are male? The problem may then no longer be speed, but traffic snarled up for miles, as everyone slows down to make the most of the free showtime. We know. Just try driving past the football ground when a game is on in the tropical island of Vanuatu!
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June 15th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Handsome Hulk Brad Pitt Hits The Road…
Don’t be surprised when you see handsome hulk Brad Pitt’s image at a traffic corner near you, that is known to be dangerous….