Killer Lion King is on the prowl in the tiny tropical island South Pacific nation of Vanuatu.
Killer Lion King finds his first victim (’ No, Please! I will do anything you want.‘) Too late! He’s dead! He died of fright.
Urgent Notice:
Anyone sighting the Killer Lion King please contact Rick or Wendy at Seachange Lodge, Port Vila, Vanuatu. The Victim is our guard dog, ‘Police’. So beware for those unexpected callers to Seachange Lodge, there may be a Killer Lion King lurking in the bushes. Maybe you know his name.
Our gardener has just informed us of a rumour, that the Killer Lion King is about to attack the wild geese in the orchid garden. We will keep you updated as this blood thirsty saga unfolds.
Perhaps you could help us by suggesting some names for our Killer Lion. I kind of like Leon. what do you think?
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